Mrs. Hudson’s theme
Mrs. Hudson’s theme
I have a problem…
I think I have more of a problem than you do, dear
I’ve only had my blog for about 5-7 months… I’m worried…
this website needs addiction help
still one of the best things ive ever seen.
slaughter melon reporting for duty.
BROCONUTm a n g ERI NE
too good to not reblog
How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?
isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor
I knew that was coming
"I’ve always had this massive, sorta-kinda obvious scar…right across my cheek and lip. Iro says it’s attractive, which I don’t doubt is bullshit, but it makes me feel nice. Anyway, people are always asking how I got it. Most assume it was a side-effect of my death. I generally allow this, but the truth is, I got it when I was alive. I fell off the toilet because my feet had fell asleep, and scraped my face across a razor."
The moment you know you’ve done something right—especially a performance—is when you don’t need to ask for the opinions of others: “Did I do that right? How was I?” You already know.
YOU FUCKIN KILLED IT,SON!
He told us at OZCON
Well that’s the most un-rock and roll story ever.
benedict cumberbatch had braces. benedict cumberbatch is attractive
i’ve had braces. therefor i am attractive and NO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHA
100% of people who tell you you’re too sensitive are saying it because they don’t want to be held responsible for your reaction when they mistreat you
I say that I “hate people” but really I’m just too lazy to say “My social anxiety makes me feel extremely uncomfortable and awkward around other people therefore I find it difficult to socialize with them.”
I say that I “hate life”, but really, I’m just too lazy to say “The challenges that I am currently facing, combined with my fears about the future are bringing me down, therefore I find it difficult to motivate myself.”
yeah but sometimes people really are fucking annoying
|me:||i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity|
|me:||what if a man with a gun walked in right now|
|me:||the fuck is this|
|me:||why are you here|
|me:||what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants|
|me:||dont touch me|